That Stuff Is Here Again

You all know the stuff, we get it every year. That cold wet snow that covers the ground. Some of my friends that come here love it! They come running into the store all excited and jumping up and down "there's snow, Cyrus, SNOOOOOWWW, Let's go PLAAAYYY"! "What is wrong with you" I ask, all they do is look at me as if I'm crazy. I hate the stuff, always have. It's cold on my feet. When is spring coming, Mom?